Posted by
Arturick on Monday, May 11, 2009 4:57:38 AM
Ultimately, the most infuriating thing about communists is the simple fact that a free, capitalist society provides them with the ideal setting in which to practice what they preach.
There is nothing stopping any group of staunch collectivists from forming a commune. In fact, the trappings of capitalism encourage anyone who feels the need to assemble a Fourian phalanstere with clear economic incentives. Buying food and other perishables in bulk results in a reduced cost per unit. A commune could easily incorporate itself, gaining bargaining power with insurance agencies to set up group payment plans at a discounted rate per individual. Ten people living together consume less gas, oil, and electricity than ten people living separately.
America should, in fact, be filled with happy communists, living high on the hog in comparison to their struggling, individualistic neighbors.
So why, when facing the clear opportunity to live their ideals, are all these bastards trying to seize control of the government and radically alter the way that the rest of us live? Let's see...
1. Responsibility: When you live in a voluntary commune, you are responsible for your choices. Buying a candy bar is now a sin against the commune instead of a personal choice. You are expected to show an iron-spined self-control that you clearly lack if you chose to live in a commune instead of making your own way in the world. Now, when your life is governed by edicts from on high, you are freed from the horrible notion of personal accountability. You cannot mis-spend money the commandant has not issued you. When you have no choices, you cannot bear the burden of failure. Slavery is liberating, is it not?
2. Luxury: What does every moron on the internet shouting the praises of Al Gore have in common? A computer with internet access! This computer is probably located in an air-conditioned room to which they have free access. Libtards want to choose how they live, with how many children, and with what sort of accomodation. Work hard enough to provide these amenities for yourself and... the fruits of your labor get thrown into the collective fund. In a collectivist tyranny, however, you get the opportunity to become a powerful member of the ruling party and earn yourself all kinds of extra benefits. All you have to do is show the proper willingness and talent for finding traitors and crushing them.
3. Association: Read the libtard posts found all over TH. Would you want to live with any of these people? Do you want the guy who sees evil oil company execs hiding in the closet to do your grocery shopping? Do you want a member of NAMBLA to watch your kids while you're at work? There are not a lot of obvious benefits to surrounding yourself with people who repeatedly show themselves to be incapable of anything besides pettiness and hatred.
And that's really what it boils down to, folks. Liberals could be living la vida Lenin in apartment complexes around the nation, but they'll never actually do that because they're lazy, worthless, despicable, irredeemable, vile, hateful, constantly cryingly miserable pieces of human excrement who need to be shut the hell up with an oral application of aluminum baseball bat. I'm not normally this vitriolic, but I've had enough of the vermin. Any shred of mercy I've felt for these mewling bastards has been squashed under their constant, hateful assaults on conservatives. Their repeated, spineless squeals hoping for the death and suffering of conservatives has made me crave their death and suffering. I want them fed to the muslim scum to die under torture (REAL torture).
Vile, bloody hypocrites... They scream their hatred for us to conceal their hatred of themselves.